You Must Work Very Hard To Become

If There's A Golf Course In Heaven, I Hope It's Like Augusta National. I Just Don't Want An Early Tee Time.

The More I Work And Practice, The Luckier I Seem To Get.

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.

I've Traveled More Than Any Human Being Who's Ever Lived.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.