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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

I Always Wore Cowboy Boots And Drove A Truck, And Talked Like This. So Everywhere I Would Go In Comedy People Would Say, "foxworthy, You Ain't Nothing But A Redneck From Georgia!" It Kind Of Became A Formula Joke.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.