You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.

Morality And Religion Are But Words To Him Who Fishes In Gutters For The Means Of Sustaining Life, And Crouches Behind Barrels In The Street For Shelter From The Cutting Blasts Of A Winter Night.

There Is No Doctrine Of Christianity But What Has Been Anticipated By The Vedas.

Ease Up, The Play Is Over.

A Widow Of Doubtful Age Will Marry Almost Any Sort Of A White Man.

Journalism Will Kill You, But It Will Keep You Alive While You're At It.