You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.

The Darkest Hour In Any Man's Life Is When He Sits Down To Plan How To Get Money Without Earning It.

Journalism Kills You, But It Keeps You Alive As Long As You're Doing It.

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

Apathy Is A Sort Of Living Oblivion.

I Am The Inferior Of Any Man Whose Rights I Trample Underfoot.