You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

Deaf? If You're Near There, No Wonder You Are Deaf.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

If You Travel As Much As We Do, You Appreciate The Improvements In Aircraft Design Of Less Noise And More Comfort - Provided You Don't Travel In Something Called Economy Class, Which Sounds Ghastly.