You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.

You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.