You Live And Learn. At Any Rate,

If They Don’t Keep Exercising Their Lips, He Thought, Their Brains Start Working.

Democracy Is All About Not Electing The Wrong Man-eating Lizard.

Funny, How Just When You Think Life Can’t Possibly Get Any Worse It Suddenly Does.

For As Long As He Could Remember, He’d Suffered From A Vague Nagging Feeling Of Being Not All There.

Who Should Play The Lead Role In A Film About Me? Dunno. Danny De Vito? Jeff Goldblum? Meryl Streep? Someone Of That Kind.