You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.

Culture Is A Way Of Coping With The World By Defining It In Detail.

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship