You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

To Put It Another Way: A Conference Is An Elite Meeting On Equal Terms; A Congress Is A Group Of Elites Meeting On Opposite Terms; A Convention Is A Mob Meeting On Equal Terms; A Course Is An Elite Instructing A Mob; And A Colloquium Is A Group Capable Of Considering All These Phenomena.

Only The Old Are Innocent. That Is What The Victorians Understood, And The Christians. Original Sin Is A Property Of The Young. The Old Grow Beyond Corruption Very Quickly.

Life Is A Crisis - So What!