The English Are Polite By Telling Lies.

Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

The Whole Point Of Marriage Is To Stop You Getting Anywhere Near Real Life. You Think It's A Great Struggle With The Mystery Of Being. It's More Like Being Smothered In Warm Cocoa. There's Sex, But It's Not What You Think. Marvellous, For The First Fortnight. Then Every Wednesday. If There Isn't A Good Late-night Concert On The Third. Meanwhile You Become A Biological Functionary. An Agent Of The Great Female Womb, Spawning Away, Dumping Its Goods In Your Lap For Succour. Daddy, Daddy, We're Here, And We're Expensive.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.