The English Are Polite By Telling Lies.

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

I Like The English. They Have The Most Rigid Code If Immorality In The World.

But You Are Involved In The World, And Your Actions Have Consequences For Other People, And If You Don't Recognize That, Then That's The Supreme Kind Of Cruelty. Everyone Shares Someone Else's Fate To Some Extent.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.

To Put It Another Way: A Conference Is An Elite Meeting On Equal Terms; A Congress Is A Group Of Elites Meeting On Opposite Terms; A Convention Is A Mob Meeting On Equal Terms; A Course Is An Elite Instructing A Mob; And A Colloquium Is A Group Capable Of Considering All These Phenomena.