You Know You're Rich When You Have

When You Have Kids, There's No Such Thing As Quality Time. There's Just Time. There's No, 'ooh, His Graduation's Better Than Going To The Mall.' It's All Kind Of Equal. Changing Her Diaper And Her Winning A Contest - It's All Good.

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

You Don’t Need No Gun Control, You Know What You Need? We Need Some Bullet Control. Men, We Need To Control The Bullets, That’s Right. I Think All Bullets Should Cost Five Thousand Dollars… Five Thousand Dollars Per Bullet… You Know Why? Cause If A Bullet Cost Five Thousand Dollars There Would Be No More Innocent Bystanders.