If Kisses Were What You Were Looking

I Mean It. Like, People Always Talk About How God Doesn’t Ever Give You More Than You Can Handle, But I’m Telling You Right Now, I Cannot Handle This. This Is Just Too Much!

There Are Nice, Funny, Totally Good-looking Guys Out There. You Just Have To Know Where To Look…and Apparently, Where Not To Look.

I Like 'em Big. And Stupid. Don't Tell My Husband.

Looks Fade,' Mom Would Go On. 'but Intelligence Lasts Forever.

What's The Point? Was My Attitude. We're All Just Going To Die And Then Not Be Let On The Boat.