You Know You Are Getting Old When

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

My Mother Kept The House Clean And We Ate Good. I Didn't Know We Were Poor Until I Started Giving Interviews.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'