You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive?

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Gatewood Galbraith Was A Good Friend, And A Tireless Advocate For The Repeal Of The Ridiculous Ban On Hemp & Marijuana. His Book ‘the Last Free Man Standing’ Says It All.

Indecision May Or May Not Be Our Biggest Problem.

One Thing I Learned Is That The Mind, Rather Than Being The Master, Should Be The Servant Of The Heart.

I Don’t Believe In Adhering To Any Rules I Don’t Support And I Didn’t Vote For. To Hell With What People Think. Just Be Who You Are And You’ll Be Happy.