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People Say Having Kids Is Life Changing, Well That Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Good Thing, Does It? I Could Take One Of My Legs Off. That Would Change My Life.

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.