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I Found Out About Jonathan Winters Death A Day After It Happened. That Seems Wrong. A Talent Like His Should Be More Revered. The World Knew About Kim Kardashians Divorce Before She Did.

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.

I'm Terrible When I Have To Fill Up Free Time. My Days, If I'm Not Working, I Wake Up And Figure Out A Way To Kill Time Until It's Time To Go To Sleep.

At The Last Supper How Come No One Sat On The Other Side Of The Table? See, I Think Originally There Were People Sitting On The Other Side But Those Were The People Going, You Know, The Air Conditioning Hits Me Right On The Back On The Neck.

Comedy Historians Take Note: This Gottfried Character Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Detail - And, For A Jew, He Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Retail, Either.