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You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.
-Jo Brand
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You Know It's Time For A New
Jo Brand
You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.
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