You Know, I Understand That A Lot

Talking About Money Is Garish. It's Tacky.

In Order To Have Good Fried Chicken, You Should Wash And Season The Bird The Morning You're Preparing It For Dinner. Don't Wait And Do It Right Before You Start Cooking. Throw It In The Refrigerator, Seasoned, That Morning, And Give It A Chance To Soak Up All The Salt And Pepper And Goodness.

It's Amazing How Good Getting Up And Moving Makes You Feel.

Cooking Has Always Brought Me A Happiness That I Didn't Think Was Available. I Just Fire Up The Stove, And Things Start To Fade Away.

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.