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Nature Eventually Has Her Own Way, So Perhaps The Best Procedure Is To Accept What Old Mother Nature Or God, If You Will, Dictates. Accept It And You'll Get Along Better.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

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