You Know, As A Writer, I'm More

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

You Know Death Will Get You In The End, But If You Are Smart And Have A Sense Of Humor, You Can Thumb Your Nose At It For Awhile

There Will Always Be Those Who Feel More Comfortable Not Venturing From The Warmth Of The Hearth, But There Are Those Who Prefer To Look Out The Window And Wonder What Is Beyond The Horizon.

Phish And Dave Matthews Really Know Their Audiences And Really Treat Them Well.