You Have To Slow Your Heart Rate,

If You Hate The War, That’s Fine. But You Should Still Support The Troops. They Don’t Get To Pick Where They’re Deployed. They Just Gave The American People A Blank Check For Anything Up To And Including The Value Of Their Lives, And The Least Everyone Else Can Do Is Be Thankful. Buy Them Dinner. Mow Their Yard. Bake Them Cookies.

If You See Anyone From About Sixteen To Sixty-five And They’re Male, Shoot ’em. Kill Every Male You See.

You Have To Slow Your Heart Rate, Stay Calm. You Have To Shoot In Between Your Heartbeats.

Savage, Despicable Evil. That's What We Were Fighting In Iraq.

The Navy Credits Me With More Kills As A Sniper Than Any Other American Service Member, Past Or Present.