You Have To Have A Lot More

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

As You Can Tell From Watching The Show, I'm Not A Strong Joke Writer Per Se.

Men Are Allowed To Age. Men Are Allowed To Gain Weight. Men Are Allowed To Be Quirky Looking.

I Don't Know Why In This Country We Coddle Corporate Criminals, War Criminals, And Racists. People Walk On Eggshells Around Them, And Yet They Will Say A Word Like "liberal" As If It's Pejorative. Or Somebody Who Wants Unions Or Reproductive Justice, They Will Treat Them Like There's Something Wrong With That Person. Does That Make Sense? People Seem To Be More Frightened Of Upsetting A War Criminal Or A Racist And More Willing To Disparage A Very Nice Guy Like Dennis Kucinich. Does That Make Sense?

Silence Does Not Equal Patriotism. Obedience Is Not The American Way.