You Have To Have A Lot More

You Know, I Have No Web Presence, And I Don't Know That There's Many People Who Really Do Know Me That Much Anymore.

Many People Feel That Mass Acceptance And Smooth Socialization Are Desirable Life Paths For A Young Adult… Many People Are Often Wrong… Don’t Bother Being Nice. Being Popular And Well Liked Is Not In Your Best Interest. Let Me Be More Clear; If You Behave In A Manner Pleasing To Most, Then You Are Probably Doing Something Wrong. The Masses Have Never Been Arbiters Of The Sublime, And They Often Fail To Recognize The Truly Great Individual. Taking Into Account The Public’s Regrettable Lack Of Taste, It Is Incumbent Upon You Not To Fit In.

Listen, Young People, I Understand Narcissism - Clearly. But At Least I Have The Decency To Hate Myself. And That's What's Missing From The Young People. They Don't Have The Debilitating Self-loathing And The Second Guessing.

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The Term 'celebrity' Makes My Skin Crawl.