You Have To Be Willing To Ask

It's Fun To Be Surrounded By People That You Love.

I Know, It's Amazing To People That We Have A Political System, But We Do.

I Don't Feel Like Any Of The Things We're Talking About Are Going To Make The World End.

Sex With My First Boyfriend Was A Little Bit Like Learning How To Put In A Tampon, But Only Half As Enjoyable!

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.