You Have To Be Able To Look

Talk About Handicap - I'm A One-eyed Negro Jew.

Being A Star Has Made It Possible For Me To Get Insulted In Places Where The Average Negro Could Never Hope To Get Insulted.

Wishing, Hoping And Regretting Are The Most Common And Dangerous Tactics For Evading The Present.

On A Scale Of One To Ten, I Would Rate Elvis Eleven.

A Man Is Not Complete Until He Has Seen The Baby He Has Made.