You Guys Have So Much Energy. I

In L.a. You Can Hide. I Can Hide At The Beach, Hide Up In The Hills. In Miami Everybody Is Looking At You.

I Play A Slave. How Black Is That? I Have To Wear Chains. How Whack Is That? But Don’t Worry. I Get Free. I Save My Wife And I Kill All The White People In The Movie. How Great Is That?

I Went To College On A Classical Piano Scholarship. My Grandmother Made Me Practice One Full Hour A Day. Every Day. Man. I Thought All She Wanted Was For Me Not To Have Any Fun. Next Thing You Know, You Have A Career In Music. Now, Not Everybody's Going To Go On And Be Mozart Or Michael Jackson. But Music Makes You Smarter.

You Are What You Repeatedly Do When Things Get Hard.

Guys Don't Adapt As Well As Women Do To Getting Their Heart Broken For The First Time. It's Tragic. I Really Wanted To Be In Love, Get Married, Have Kids And Buy A Wood-paneled Station Wagon For The Family. But It Didn't Work Out, And, Boy, It Wrecked It!