I Am A Comedian And You Guys

I Think There's Grays In Characters If You Look At All The Great Characters, Those Characters That Have Those Layers Of Being Good And Being Bad And What's The Struggle. It's Always More Interesting To Watch.

What's Weird Is When You Meet A Girl Who Is 23 And You Are Talking To Her, Even Her Voice Is High-pitched, She's Young. You Ask Her How Old She Is, She Says, 'twenty-three, How Old Are You?' And When I Tell Her I'm 41 It's Like I've Just Told Her I Have Cancer. It's, 'oh My God, How Long Have You Had That?'

To Be The Leading Man It's About The Celebrity And The Looks, And It's Tough To Do That. People Who Do It Great Are People Like Tom Cruise And Will Smith - They're Built For That. I Ain't. I'm More Of A Character Guy.

Guys Don't Adapt As Well As Women Do To Getting Their Heart Broken For The First Time. It's Tragic.

But Don't Get Caught Out There Looking Goofy. It's Weird. When You Do Something That Stinks, It's Going To Last Forever On The Internet. There's Always Someone In The Audience With A Camera Phone And If You're Not 100%, You're Going To Be Watching Yourself On Youtube.