I Am A Comedian And You Guys

If You Can, Always Be Appreciative Of The Ebb And Flow Of The Losses And The Wins.

I Don't Know If I'm Built For Marriage.

I'm Bad On Valentine's Day, But Even Worse On Christmas. I Go Shopping At Nine O'clock On December 24th Every Year. Nobody Else Is There. I'm In Toys'r'us All By Myself. I Get There Five Minutes Before Closing.

Then I Was Playing The Piano At Eight, And That Helps You Learn About Women Because Most Of The People I Was Playing For Were Women.

If I Were An Animal, I Would Be An Eagle.