You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

We Made It Nearly 20 Centuries, A Bunch Of Monkeys With Ph Ds.

Tonight I Just Need My Guitar.