There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And

Under The Heavens And Under The Sea There's A Friend I Don't Know, Who Holds The Right Key.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.

Surrounded By Stories Surreal And Sublime, I Fell In Love In The Library Once Upon A Time.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.