You Get Photographed Together When There's 25

It's Good That People Don't Like You. That's Good. It Means That You Are Doing Something Interesting.

I'd Like To Go Out For A Cocktail... Or Seven.

I'm Not That Shallow, Asshole. I Don't Need Money. It's Way More Important For Them To Be Good-looking.

You Know You're A Hot Mess When The Only Person Buying You Drinks All Night Is Yourself.

For Months There Have Been Rumors That J.lo Is Finally Pregnant With Marc Anthony's Baby. She Was Afraid It Might Never Happen. I'm Afraid It's Going To Look Like Marc Anthony.