You Gain Power By Pretending To Be

I Try To Tell A Story The Way Someone Would Tell You A Story In A Bar, With The Same Kind Of Timing And Pacing.

Honest Is How I Want To Look. The Truth Doesn't Glitter And Shine.

There's A Terrible Dark Joy When The Only Person Who Knows All Your Secrets Is Finally Dead.

My First Time I Jacked Off, I Thought I'd Invented It. I Looked Down At My Sloppy Handful Of Junk And Thought, This Is Going To Make Me Rich.

Parents Are Like God Because You Wanna Know They're Out There, And You Want Them To Think Well Of You, But You Really Only Call When You Need Something.