You Don't Step On Stage To Eat;

I'm Going To Fail To Hit The Mark I've Put Up Before Me Because It's Not Possible To Hit It. I Want To Be The Best At What I Do So I've Got To Get Over Myself Already Because That's Never Going To Happen. I Ain't Ever Going To Be God.

I'm From East Sheen, I Went To Public School Where I Learned Latin At The Age Of Nine, And Certain Expectations Were Made Of Me To Go To St Paul's, Oxbridge Maybe, And All That Kind Of Thing. And I Failed Systematically To Meet The Mark - Who I Am And What I Should Have Been Are Two Very Different Things.

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.

Online Dating Is Cool But I Think Myspace And Facebook Is A Little Bit Off Key.

Love Is Doing Something You Don't Want To Do For Someone You Don't Particularly Like At That Moment.