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Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.