You Don't Have To Yell At Me

What Are You Doing, Looking At Me With One Eye And Chasing A Fly With The Other?

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".

Remember Folks, Fish Are Like Relatives. After Two Days, They Stink.

This Guy Makes Coffee Nervous.