To Jim Duggan, Taking A Shower Is

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Stu Hart Trained All His Kids--only Three Of Them Use The Litter Box.

The Two Things That Scare Me Most About Wrestling Fans Is That They're Allowed To Vote And Allowed To Reproduce.

By The Time The Iron Sheik Gets To The Ring, It Will Be Wrestlemania 37!

Janetty Tried To Dive Through The Window To Escape, What An Act Of Cowardice.