You Don't Have To Believe In God,

Why Are Numbers Beautiful? It’s Like Asking Why Is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony Beautiful. If You Don’t See Why, Someone Can’t Tell You. I Know Numbers Are Beautiful. If They Aren’t Beautiful, Nothing Is.

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.

A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning Coffee Into Theorems.

Suppose Aliens Invade The Earth And Threaten To Obliterate It In A Year's Time Unless Human Beings Can Find The Ramsey Number For Red Five And Blue Five. We Could Marshal The World's Best Minds And Fastest Computers, And Within A Year We Could Probably Calculate The Value. If The Aliens Demanded The Ramsey Number For Red Six And Blue Six, However, We Would Have No Choice But To Launch A Preemptive Attack.

When I Was A Child, The Earth Was Said To Be Two Billion Years Old. Now Scientists Say It's Four And A Half Billion. So That Makes Me Two And A Half Billion.