You Don't Have A Family Doctor Anymore

People Say Their Weight Is Genetic. But It Turns Out That People Who Are Overweight Don't Just Have Overweight Kids. They Also Have Overweight Pets. That's Not Genetic.

I Feel Differently Immediately When I Start To Put Weight On. I Don't Like That Sluggish, Blunted Disposition That I Have When That Happens.

It's Difficult To Love Someone You Don't Respect, Which Is Hard To Remember When You're Having An Argument.

Our Ancestors Had To Eat Whenever Food Was Around. And We're Actually Still Hardwired The Same Way. The Big Difference Is We Don't Have To Hunt For Our Food. For Us, "hunting" Comes Down To Sliding The Milk Carton Out Of The Way.

I Think I'm A Better Doctor Than I Am A Husband. I Give Myself A Good Grade As A Doctor, Then The Next Best Grade As A Father, And The Worst Grade As A Husband.