You Don't Get To Be Old Bein'

It's So Much Easier For Me To Talk About My Life In Front Of Two Thousand People Than It Is One-to-one. I'm A Real Defensive Person, Because If You Were Sensitive In My Neighborhood You Were Something To Eat.

I Don't Want Them Hip White People Coming Up To Me And Calling Me No N - - Or Telling Me N - - Jokes. I Don't Like It.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

In March I Had A Minor Heart Attack While I Was Vacationing In Australia. It Scared Me, But It Was Nothing Compared To What Someone Had In Store For Me Down The Road.