You Don't Get To Be Old Bein'

I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor!

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.

Sure, I Have Friends, Plenty Of Friends, And They All Come Around Wantin' To Borrow Money. I've Always Been Generous With My Friends And Family, With Money, But Selfish With The Important Stuff Like Love.

The Ms Really Started Going Downhill In 1990.

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?