You Don't Get To Be Old Bein'

If You Want A Friend, You Don't Buy A Friend, Eric, You Earn A Friend Through Love And Trust And Respect.

But For The Use Of Physical Punishment By, And Fear Of Their Oppressors, Animals Would Never Be A Part Of A Circus.

I'm Not Addicted To Cocaine. I Just Like The Way It Smells.

I Love Show Business. I Wake Up Every Morning And Kiss It.

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."