You Don't Get Old Being Stupid.

When You Go To Other Parks, They Hang Banners For The Wild-card Or Eastern Division Or Western Division Champions. Around Here, They Don't Hang Anything Unless Its For Being World Champions.

My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And It Wasn't A Very Good One. When I Went Out Of The House, My Friends Got On My Case And Said It Looked Like Someone Put A Chili Bowl Over My Head And Cut Around It.

Growing Old Is Mandatory; Growing Up Is Optional.

There Are Certain Things I Can't Do, Certain Pitches I Can't Hit. You Stay Away From Them. You Try To Wait For Pitches You Can Hit. The Bat Speed Isn't What It Used To Be. You Make Up For It By Using Your Head, Working Counts, Getting Ahead In Counts And Getting Pitches To Hit And Hitting Them Hard.

Professionalism Is Not Sportsmanship. If You Don't Succeed, You Won't Be In Your Profession For Long. In Our Society, It's Not About Good Or Bad. It's About Who's On Top.