Growing Old Is Mandatory; Growing Up Is

I've Always Favored Kids As A Player. If I Walked Out Of The Locker Room And There Were 100 People There And 50 Of Them Were Kids, I'd Sign The 50 Kids Before Anything Else.

Growing Old Is Mandatory; Growing Up Is Optional.

I Don't Think Much About Whether Fans Will Remember Me.

My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And It Wasn't A Very Good One. When I Went Out Of The House, My Friends Got On My Case And Said It Looked Like Someone Put A Chili Bowl Over My Head And Cut Around It.

You Know, The Other Day I Gave All Of My Old Angels Gear To Goodwill...and Goodwill Gave It Back.