You Don't Get Many Chances To Pay

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.

Any Time You Give A Man Something He Doesn't Earn, You Cheapen Him. Our Kids Earn What They Get, And That Includes Respect.

When I Look In The Mirror In The Morning, I Want To Take A Swing At Me.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.