You Don't Feel As Self-conscious If Your

When You Really Want To Show Some Love, Keep The Flowers And Say It With Spaghetti.

I Felt I'd Earned The Good Housekeeping Seal When I Designed An Oval-shaped Spaghetti Pot, Because Spaghetti Is Long.

You Know, Food Is Such - It's A Hug For People.

My Husband Cooks Fancier Food For Himself Than I've Ever Cooked On-air. I Call Him From The Road, And He's Making Champagne-vanilla Salmon Or Black-cherry Pork Chop. Half Of Me Is Feeling Unworthy. Not Only Am I Not A Chef, I'm Not A Better Cook Than My Own Husband!

I Do Sit-ups And Push-ups At Home, And That's About It. I Have A Gym Card, But I Never Go There. It's A Front. I Pay For The Membership Every Couple Of Years, Thinking I'll Be Embarrassed Enough To Go. But Every Time I Go, There's Like People Twice My Age That Look Twice As Good!