You Don’t Pay Back, You Pay Forward.

Nursing Does Not Diminish The Beauty Of A Woman's Breasts; It Enhances Their Charm By Making Them Look Lived In And Happy.

Never Insult Anyone By Accident.

The Capacity Of The Human Mind For Swallowing Nonsense And Spewing It Forth In Violent And Repressive Action Has Never Yet Been Plumbed.

Don't Explain Computers To Laymen. Simpler To Explain Sex To A Virgin.

Everything Is Theoretically Impossible, Until It Is Done.