You Don’t Choose A Life, Dad. You

In Making Certain Things Easier For People, Technology Has Actually Demotivated People From Using Their Brains. We Have All These Devices That Keep Us Connected, And Yet We’re More Disconnected Than Ever Before. Why Is That?

In The Current Climate, We Live In A Pessimistic And Non-idealistic World.

My Mother Missed Having Dinner With Lyndon Johnson Because She Couldn't Find The Right Hat To Wear. While My Father Went Off To The White House To Break Bread With The President, My Mother, Who's Not A Things And Stuff Person, Stayed At The Hotel And Tried On 10 Different Hats And Missed Dinner.

My Father Is The Hollywood Equivalent Of A Clean, Fillet-brazed Frame. My Brother Is Like One Of Those Fat-tubed Aluminum Cannondales. I'm More Like One Of Those Taiwanese Masis.

If Only Media People Would Stop Reaching For The Low-hanging Fruit, Which Is Cynicism And Pessimism, And Stopped Trying So Hard To Be Hip And Cool And Have A Swagger.