You Do Right By Me, I'll Show

I Tend Not To Think About The Reading Public At All, Or The Business, When I'm Writing.

I Strain To Hear, But My Old Ears, For All Their Obscene Hugeness, Pick Up Nothing But Snippets.

How Hard Can It Be To Find A Girl And An Elephant For Christ's Sake?

Even As Your Body Betrays You, Your Mind Denies It.

I'm Truly Grateful For My Microwave, Which Allows Me To Easily Clarify Butter, Steam Vegetables, And - When I Am Really Lazy - Feed My Three Kids In Less Than Five Minutes.