You Do Not Need A Therapist If

Folks Have To Pin Me Down Because, For One Thing, I Don't Have A Laptop. I Don't Have An Iphone, And I Refuse To Carry Them Because They're Immensely Hackable.

When I Was Sixteen I Was Pretending To Be Charlie Musselwhite. I Had A Long Raincoat On, My Hair Slicked Back, And The Shades.

Parodies Of Commercials Are By No Means New And Have Been Popular Going Back To Black-and-white Tv Shows Of The '50s.

I Like Really Good Movies, But I Can Enjoy A Really Bad Movie, Too.

You Do Not Need A Therapist If You Own A Motorcycle, Any Kind Of Motorcycle!