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We Were So Far Back In The Woods, They Almost Had To Pipe In Sunlight.

I Did Pretty Good For A Guy Who Never Finished High School And Used To Yodel At Square Dances.

Like God, Christmas Is Timeless And Eternal, From Everlasting To Everlasting. It Is Something Even More Than What Happened That Night In Starlit Little Bethlehem; It Has Been Behind The Stars Forever. There Was Christmas In The Heart Of God Before The World Was Formed.

People Are Always Asking Me Why They Don't Make Westerns Like They Used To.

Today They're Making Pictures That I Wouldn't Want Trigger To See.