You Couldn't Beg, Borrow, Or Steal A

Christmas Is Telling Time-wondering Time. Wonder Enough About It, And You'll Know, And You'll Tell About It.

I Was Raised On A Little Farm About 12 Miles Out Of Portsmouth, Ohio.

Today They're Making Pictures That I Wouldn't Want Trigger To See.

When You're Young And Fall Off A Horse, You May Break Something. When You're My Age And You Fall Off, You Splatter.

I Always Feel A Responsibility To The Kids, To Be Somebody They Could Look Up To.