I Think That Having A Public Career

Every Tear Should Live Its Purpose. Don't Ever Wipe The Reason Away.

Isn't It Weird That I'm Getting All Emotionable?

The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times Each Day!

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.