You Can't Turn Love On And Off

There Will Be No More British Guys. Unless They Are Members Of The Royal Family, Of Course.

Was It Frisson When You Saw A Guy Smile And It Made Your Heart Act All Weird?

Also, I Think I Felt Something Come Loose Back There. I'm Not Trying To Overreact Or Anything But I Think It Was My Uterus. Honest. I Think My Uterus Jiggled Free. My Uterus Is Just Going To Come Out Between My Legs And I'm Going To Look Like I'm Walking Around With An Enormous Load In My Pants.

I Was An Unhappy Child, And That Puts Me Off Having A Child Of My Own.

It's Kind Of Depressing, If You Think About It. I Mean, Me Being So Young, And Yet So Cynical And Suspicious.