If You Have To Say “no Offense”

I Wonder What It's Like To Live In Tinaville. I Get The Feeling It's Very Shiny There.

You Know Your Lamborghini Is On Fire, Right?

Summer Is My Favorite Time To Read Mysteries.

Remember, If You Don't Feel Passionate About The Characters And Subject Of Your Story, Your Readers Won't Either.

Also, I Think I Felt Something Come Loose Back There. I'm Not Trying To Overreact Or Anything But I Think It Was My Uterus. Honest. I Think My Uterus Jiggled Free. My Uterus Is Just Going To Come Out Between My Legs And I'm Going To Look Like I'm Walking Around With An Enormous Load In My Pants.