You Can't Ride Two Horses With One

I'm So Excited-i Think Today I'm Going To Brush All My Teeth.

I Do Occasionally Envy The Person Who Is Religious Naturally, Without Being Brainwashed Into It Or Suckered Into It By All The Organized Hustles.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Wish I Could Be A Great Pianist Or Something.

I Feel Humor Is Important For Those Two Reasons: That It Is A Little Bit Of Refreshment Like Music, And That Women Have Told Me Over The Years That It Is Very, Very Important To Them.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.