You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck!

I Guessed My Mother Figured If My Father Got Right Down To The Task Of Eating He Wouldn’t Be So Inclined To Jump Up And Strangle My Grandmother.

One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need. - Ranger

When You Get Ready To Write Your Novel, Outline It First. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting Halfway Through And Realizing You've Painted Yourself In A Plot Corner.

I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like A Gym Bag.

Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.