You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense

Liberty Doesn't Work As Well In Practice As It Does In Speeches.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.

America Already Holds The Record For Freak Movements. Now We Have A New One. It's Called "restoring Confidence." Rich Men Who Never Had A Mission In Life Outside Of Watching A Stock Ticker Are Working Day And Night "restoring Confidence." Writers Are Working Night Shifts, Speakers' Tables Are Littered Up, Ministers Are Preaching Statistics, All On "restoring Confidence."

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

If You Live Right, Death Is A Joke To You As Far As Fear Is Concerned.