You Can't Get Unfamous. You Can Get

I Started When I Was 14. I Figured Out That's What I Wanted To Do When I Was 14. Even When I Was Six, I Can Remember People Telling Me, "you're Gonna Be A Comedian," And All This Stuff.

The World Can't Tell You Who You Are. You've Just Got To Figure Out Who You Are And Be There, For Better Or Worse.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

I Got Married Recently. So Far, So Good. Less Sex Than I Expected, But Other Than That, It's A Pretty Good Lifestyle.